With her third album! Count it!
Can you believe people buy this shit?
Anyway, the most boring person in pop is releasing a new album called 'Pictures', which will no doubt be bought by the masses of people with no taste. These are the people who paint their living room beige, and have a picture of a goldfish as their screensaver.
The first single from the album is called... 'If you were a sailboat'. I actually despair. I thought eight billion tampons or whatever it was called was bad, but this. Jesus!
Here is the album cover. Even she looks bored!
The album also contains a song called 'What it says on the tin'. In that case, the album should really be called 'Bland tripe from some bint with a voice like death'.
Katie Melua is the musical equivalent of cynaide.
I shall end this blog with this thought:
If Katie Melua was a sailboat, I would blow a hole in her and sink the bitch.
2 comments:
Do you ever get laid?
Yes, thank you. More than Katie, I'd expect.
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