Meet Amy MacDonald. She's 12 or something about it. She looks like Avril Lavigne after a bath. She is also shit.
So why the fuck is her album heading for the top three this week? Just when my faith in the British public is restored after getting rid of ella bitch, you go and buy something like this?
Why do I dislike Miss Burger King so? Maybe it's the fact that she is Scottish but sounds Irish when she sings. Perhaps she's auditioning for the proclaimers or something. Truth is, she's not even good enough to be a one woman B*Witched. But why does she do it? She's either deranged, deformed, dyslexic or just a div! I was almost expecting her to do a jig halfway through the song.
Here is her video. Remember, if you're tempted to throw old fruit at the screen. It won't actually hit her, and will just leave you with a bit of a mess.
Still, it will leave you with a sense of satisfaction... moreso than listening to this pile of shit would normally do:
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