Kissed Off

I have returned from the second of my stints in the crotch of Scissor Sisters. This time, I have more than photos for your arousement. I got my camera out and filmed the fuckers!

So here are three reasons why Scissor Sisters are the most awesome band on the planet.

1. They dance like gays


2. They simulate anal sex on stage despite the fact there are kids in the audience who will ask "Mummy, why's he sticking it in there?"


3. They give amazing performances of amazing songs, as well as walking into spotlights causing the camera to portray said artist as Jesus Christ


So yes, Scissor Sisters = Amazingness. Agreed?

To those of you who will reply to this with "Madonna did it first". What hasn't the slut done? I mean come on. She's adopted half the planet, caused global warming, attempted to cure global warming, and fucked the entire male population of the entertainment industry. Actually... females too.