Unfortunately Dragonette failed to get their second top 100 hit this week, instead they settled for number 112. You may think this is a bad thing, so here are some reasons why getting to number 112 is better than getting to number one:
1. 112 is the name of an American group who had hits with 'Peaches and cream' and, erm... thats about it
2. 112 is an emergency number you can use on your phone, like 999... or 911 if you are in Amayoreeca
3. 911 is also the name of a group, although they are not American... or decent
4. 112 is easy to remember
So congratulations to Dragonette!
Other news in the chart this week:
- Groove Armada got their second top ten hit EVER with 'Song 4 Mutya'. Woulda been their first number one if they hadn't have made such a shit video or waited ten months to release the cunt
- MIKA got a top ten hit with his song about women with a bit of jelly in their hump. People probably bought it after seeing 'Hairspray' in the cinema
- People realised 'Umbrella' is shit
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