Sexology

Everyone's favourite girlband are back! No, not the Spice Girls. I'm talking about those other five girls: Party Spice, WAG Spice, Non entity spice, Soon-to-be-solo Spice and, erm... Ginger Spice! They are more commonly known as "Them girls that didn't get in Clea" although some like to call them Girls Aloud!

After releasing about seventy eight covers in a row, Girls Aloud are back with an original song! We shouldn't give the girls too much credit. It's not as if they actually write anything. They just shag Hollywood hunks into rehab, marry footballers who aren't David Beckham, or test out various shades of ginger on their hair. To be fair, this is still an achievement. Would anyone give a shit if they were ugly?

Enough on the girls' "personalities" (I use that word lightly). As any pop fanatic knows, it's the music that counts... as well as the countless tabloid stories to ensure people know they actually have a single coming out.

The new single is called 'Sexy! No No No...'. As you can tell from the title, the girls have graduated from their biology classes and have moved on to English. Yes, folks! They have learnt how to punctuate and they want to shout it from the rooftops! Next, they'll learn how to spell.

Apart from an intro that reminds me of Corona's 'Rhythm of the night', it's pretty good. Note the use of the word "pretty" - this does not mean OMGZ IT IZ DA BESTEST FING EVA. Doesn't make a blind bit of difference though. The girls could fart their way through three minutes of music and all the gays would cum at the sound of it.

Check it out yourself. Note: This is NOT the video, although it does look as expensive as their videos usually are: