Wednesday, 14 November 2007

They Put The Gay In Factor

Finishing my x factor trilogy in a way more disappointing than threequels such as "(In Hollywood, no one can hear you say we don't want another)Scream 3", "Austin Powers in Beyoncé'smember" and "I've actually forgotten what you did last summer but I'll kill you anyway", I give you Same Difference.

Same Difference are a brother and sister duo in the same way Jack and Meg White from the White Stripes might possibly be brother and sister. Don't expect any seven nation armies from these gays though. THIS is what they do:



Jake Shears is turning in his grave (He sleeps in one)

If Disney are looking for a replacement for Vanessa Hudgens in High School Musical 3, I don't think Sarah will be getting her minge out in a hurry. Here's what they would be like... although to be fair, Disney would probably be writing a song that sounds identical to 'Breaking free' but has a different title:



And yet, I love them. I think they would have a shelf life shorter than a frozen turkey with bird flu if they won, but still. How amazing would it be if they did?

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