Continuing part two of my X Factor past present and future trilogy, I give you Shayne Ward. Not literally, cos he would probably jack you for your bling.
His last single featured the immortal line "I'm gonna thank your mother just for giving you birth". His new single continues the vagina popping theme with the line "If we had babies..."
Surely a man so obsessed with childbirth isn't getting any action in the sheets! (He's probably more of a woods man anyway).
Sony BMG have wisely changed the album from being a concept album called 'Babies and cunts' and have called it 'Breathless' instead which coincidentally is also the name of the new single which you can hear here...
There is a video but it hasn't made it on to youtube yet. It's probably full of placentas anyway:
He could be the UK's equivalent to Justin Timberlake... if Justin was shit.
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