Shayne Ward is BACK! Did you miss him? Go on. Did you?
Shayne is hoping to repeat the success of his X Factor predecessor Steve Brookstein by ACTUALLY releasing a second album. If it charts in the top 75, he will be the most successful X Factor contestant EVER!
But lets not get ahead of ourselves. There's still the single to come. It is called 'If that's ok with you' and features the worst lyrics in pop since the Cheeky Girls released their Ivor Novello winning 'Cheeky Flamenco'
As for the style of music, it is clear that Shayne has been taking lessons from Jamelia in "How to alienate your fanbase"
Obviously Louis Walsh has been bumming the right people as he has persuaded someone to actually let Shayne make a video that cost more than £5. There were rumours that Shayne "accidentally" threw a midget in the pool in this video. However, the lack of midgets present in this video makes me think it was either a lie, or that the midget is now dead and all scenes related to said midget have been cut so Shayne can avoid spending time in prison with the rest of his family.
Things to bear in mind before you attempt to watch this amazing work of art
1. Despite what he may think, he is NOT, repeat NOT Justin Timberlake
2. He is also not the British equivalent of Justin Timberlake
3. If he was Bolivian, he would not be the Bolivian equivalent of Justin Timberlake. I do not know any Bolivian artists, but I am sure there is at least one person more capable of being Justin that Shayne is
4. He looks like a rapist in the video
5. Admittedly a rapist who can dance
6. He is dancing inappropriately... like a rapist
So here we go!
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Shayne Ward is BACK! No, no, no.
Did you miss him? No, no, no.
Go on. Did you? No, no, no.
Well, you know how funny I think you is but this is one of the funniest blog's I've ever read...& I don't even read blogs! It could be a random Internet sucsess netting you thousands of $'s :-D
That song is awful, it's almost like the ping pong song but with less balls? Gah...can't believe you make me watch this. *scathing attack on monitor*
Are you popjustice's better looking cousin? I think so! (hello David) (You're on top of me this time) (;))
Popjustice's better looking cousin is quite possibly the best description ever!
I can't knock PJ though! They taught me it was ok to like pop!
We don't miss him really. He just looks like a brother of my ex boyfriend C Smith.
Anyway, this cheap video makes his record-mate Natalie Imbruglia's new video looks like a sure-hit classic!
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