Monday, 23 July 2007

Please Don't Stop THIS Music

However, 'Umbrella' can still fuck off.

Even though 'Shut up and drive' is nowhere near ready to come out in the UK, the video for her third single 'Don't Stop The Music' has premiered. Exciting, no?

If you click this, it will magically play inside this blog as if it were magic! Imagine Harry Potter grabbing his wand and shouting YOUTUBARIA!



Things to note in the order they appear:
1. She gets out of the cab without PAYING! What a rebel!
2. Amy Winehouse appears to have shared a cab with her. This explains the rebellious streak Rihanna has begun!
3. Rihanna looks at a kid in a shop while wearing dark glasses and then tells him to be quiet. Hmmm. Listen Rihanna, love. Just cos the song samples Michael Jackson doesn't mean you have to do EVERYTHING he does!
4. Look at the complex clap she does! Not just a pretty face, is she? Well... not just a face.
5. Nothing much exciting happens after the first 30 seconds. She claps some more... well, a lot more and rearranges her breasts. Amazing.

The Rihanna clap is the new Cha-Cha Slide!

And for those of you who haven't seen it, here is the video for 'Shut up and drive'. This video features the most incredible two seconds ever to be seen in any video EVER. This is the moment where she slams down the car bonnet. For me, this is the peak of her career. She will never be able to recreate that moment, no matter how amazing her hair is.



They don't wear clothes like that in the garages I've been to!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

L-O-L - So do you like the video or not? I can't tell. I love it. I like the colours, the way she poses and the her dress. I think something magical could happen next month. Both these songs will be at the top of the chart (#1, #2) :D

Daz said...

Which one? The shut up video is amazing, the dont stop one... less, so!

Love both the songs though!