Gloriously Emo

Here is the cover to Natalie Imbruglia's forthcoming "hits" collection:



It looks she is trying to create a haircut as emo as Rihanna's, except it doesn't really work, does it?

Calling your greatest hits album 'Glorious' when most people would only be able to name two singles off the top of their head is a bit much, don't you think? I'd have called it "Prematurely Released: The Singles" or "You may only know torn but you'll probably like wrong impression as well: The Singles"

And here is the full video for her gloriously titled new single 'Glorious'



Things to note:
1. I may be wrong, but I was under the impression that Frith Street was in the heart of London and was surrounded by dodgy backstreets featuring scantily clad women and many homosexuals. Apparently not. Frith Street is in a desert with cactuses. Hmmm.
2. Her hair looks less emo in the video and more lesbian.
3. There's a guy who looks like Tom Cruise in the video. Perhaps he is trying to recruit Nat into his cult of scientology... or just impregnate her with his midget sperm.
4. The fact that Natalie isn't walking during the "Keep walking" verse is a wasted opportunity
5. She has a sexy back
6. The sparks coming out of the drum kit are slightly scary

This is still my song of the summer.